“Welcome to the Museum of the History of Computer Torture.

“This model is one of the original, armless roll-abouts. Its curved bottom was designed to maximize the divergence from the actual shape of every possible human buttocks. Listen to the lovely creaking noises that the unpadded back makes. It almost makes you believe it will snap off and impale you, should you dare to recline.

“And over here is the Swedish Blue. Said to resemble slightly the comfortable Captain's chair from the original Star Trek's alternative universe, this model claims to have been padded on both seat bottom and back. (Clonk, clonk.) It sounds more like cheap lumber, doesn't it?

“If you will all come back this way...”

I think I really need to throw out some of my older computer chairs.