It's hayfever season. Plus in Colorado we get heavy winds in the Spring which amplifies the suffering for me.

So I'm getting ready for bed and I decide to clear my painful sinuses. Honk. Honk. Blot! Something lands on my leg. Ewwwww.

I look down and there's this dark thing about an inch long! and it's got legs! and antennae!! and it's moving!!! Aiyyeee!!!

Needless to say, it startled the crap out of me. Well, I calm down after flinging it (and my Kleenex) to kingdom come and can sort through my impressions to realize that it was just a beetle.

Now I just want to know how it got up my nose.