For those of you who couldn't figure out the Star Trek reference, here it is.

In the third season of Star Trek (the original series), there was an episode titled "All Our Yesterdays," in which Kirk, Spock, and McCoy beam down to a planet to warn them that their sun is going to go nova and destroy the place. Not that the Feds sent anything like enough ships to help out with the panic that must surely ensue.

Anyway, the only person they meet is Mr. Atoz, a librarian. He urges them to make their selections quickly. The whole library consists of shiny silver disks about 4 inches across.

Anyway, while looking at the pictures stored on one of these disks, Kirk hear's a scream and dashes out the door, where he rescues a street floozie who utters the quoted line, "Sure, luv. What's library?"

Out of gratitude for saving her, she promptly accuses Kirk of being a witch. Hijinks follows.