March 2002

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The first hint that things are not going well.
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Someone is forgetting replace their divits.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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I think my bottle brush is in better shape than this.
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I'm barely awake, but my hair has been up and about for hours.
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I disavow ownership. That's not my hair. Un-uh. No way.
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I've seen neater crop circles.
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This would be horrifying if I hadn't seen March 14.
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Man was not born to have neat hair. At least I wasn't.
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It takes a powerful new term to describe this-- elephant lick.
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I normally part my hair in the middle, but today, well, I had no choice but to allow it to part on the right.
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That glassy stare-- I can't believe my hair either.
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Elephant lick in full force.
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If only this hairdo would come back in style.
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How did I get so downright windblown while sleeping?
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